I'm Tyler and I'm fucking fabulous. Don't hate me cause I'm beautiful. I like the dick and that's about it. ;) Mysterious Strangers


if i were a caterpillar i would probably emerge from my cocoon as another slightly fatter caterpillar

(via hi)


Calm ur tit
Just one tit
Leave the other one crazy and out of control
That ur party tit

(via sex)


niall horan and pikachu gettin hella turnt

(via hi)


if easter and 4/20 are both today can it be called a joint holiday

(via sexlovemarijuana)


i still cant believe the easter bunny died for our sins

(via perks-of-being-chinese)


when somebody likes your selfie


when somebody likes and reblogs your selfie


when somebody likes and reblogs your selfie and then follows you


(via thefuuuucomics)



a guy at school today was wearing this damn fine red nail polish and I heard these two girls whispering angrily and looking in his direction so I listened in expecting them to be weird about it and the first thing I hear is “how the HELL did he get it so good did he get it professionally done or something you need to ask him where he found that colour jesus fucking christ are you KIDDING me”

I think this is a good example of how the world should work.

(via petcanadian)

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